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Post  Mark Lowe on Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:52 pm

The Bacon Tree
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........
"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."
"Is, Luis, eet sure smell like bacon. "
With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... Every imaginable kind of cured pork.
"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved! Ees a bacon tree!"
"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."
"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree!"
And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath....
"Pepe... Go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"
"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "
"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees....
Ees.....
Ees....
Ees.... Ees...
Ees....
Ees..... a ham bush...." SO SORRY I know there is something wrong with me Just couldn't help it! Little voices made me do it !!! And I bet you tried to do the accent didn't you - I know you did! You are grinning.....aren't you! He he he.......
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Post  turn the wheel on Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:03 am

good man Mark........nic e one.....great to have a laugh !!!!

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Post  newt5550 on Tue Apr 09, 2013 12:53 pm

PMSL and yes did it in the accent Embarassed
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Post  Hampton Caught on Tue Apr 09, 2013 3:58 pm

Groooooan! Shocked That's TERRIBLE! Well done! Laughing Cheers, Steeeeeeeve (with accent!)
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